Mannequin

I recently acquired the coolest thing ever: a mannequin from Steve and Berry's. The Steve and Berry's in the Quad Cities is going out of business, and Aaron Wells and I both picked up mannequin's. In order to get mannequin's that we could bring home day of, we had to follow one of the workers into a back room full of mannequin's that was like Jefferey Dahmer's basement. An arm there, a torso there. As we were leaving, Aaron carrying the top of a female mannequin, myself carrying the top of a male, a small boy was being lead by his mother. He asked, "Mommy, what are they doing with those?" She replied, "That's none of our business now, is it honey?"
The mannequin is now in the window of my dorm room, dressed. Every now and again it startles me or scares the crap out of me. Sometimes I catch it's reflection in my TV like the alien at the end of Signs.

My Top 5 Christmas Films

Elf

Released in 2003, Elf became an instant Christmas classic. Will Ferrell plays Buddy, a man who was raised by Elves after he was accidentally taken by Santa as a baby. The story plays almost as an alien first experiencing human culture. Buddy heads to New York to find his father, (James Caan) and meets his new family (Mary Steenburgen.) Of course Buddy falls in love, with a department store employee (Zooey Deschanel), and ends up having to help save Christmas and help Santa(Ed Asner).

What I like about Elf is that when I am older it will be considered my generation’s holiday classic.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Narrated by the great Boris Karloff, Dr. Seuss’s how the Grinch Stole Christmas is a great adaptation of the book. Of course they made a live action movie staring Jim Carrey, but it does not compare with the original. The Grinch lives in a mountain near Whoville, and is not a fan of the Who’s yearly Christmas celebration. He dresses as Santa Claus and takes his faithful dog Max, and goes to steal Christmas. Of course he has a change of heart at the end and becomes a friend of the Who’s.

A Christmas Story

The definitive Christmas classic. So much so, that TBS runs it for 24 hours straight on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. There are so many iconic scenes. Flick sticking his tongue to a pole. Randy not able to put his arms down in his snowsuit. Ralphie with soap in his mouth. The old man getting his award. Santa pushing Ralphie down the slide. The pink bunny suit. The turkey with its head still on. I know that I will watch it a least once during the 24 hour marathon.

Home Alone

Some might not consider the adventures of Kevin McCallister a Christmas movie, but it is. Kevin’s family goes to Paris for Christmas, and accidentally leaves Kevin at home. Two house burglars, the Wet Bandits Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, plan to rob the McCallister’s house, but they don’t realize Kevin is inside and has a bag of tricks up his sleeve. The film is loaded with great quotable lines and is always a fun watch.

Christmas Vacation

My absolute favorite Christmas movie and one of my favorite comedies. Chevy Chase plays Clarke Griswald wants to have the ideal family Christmas. Of course everything goes wrong. Like A Christmas Story, this movie has iconic scenes. The house covered in lights. Uncle Eddie(played by the hilarious Randy Quaid). The cat being electrocuted. The giant Christmas tree. The Christmas tree on fire. The squirrel running through the house. The sled ride. The police breaking through the house. Every line in the movie is quotable and hilarious.

My New Hero

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So, in Texas, a 4 year old boy left his home in the middle of the night and broke in to a Family Dollar store in order to play with the toys.
First of all, a 4 year old broke into a Family Dollar store.
Second, I still wish I could leave my house in the middle of the night to play in a toy aisle. That would be the coolest thing ever.

It looks like the parents might be in trouble for this one, but I hope everything turns out alright. I feel bad for the manager of the store who is probley now unemployed.

How cool though.

16 Things

I do not own one pair of jeans. I only wear khaki’s. One time, when I was in Cedar Rapids, I tried on a pair of jeans and Erin took a picture of me in them. It can be found on my Facebook.

My favorite foods are Circus Peanuts, 2% Milk, Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup, Angelo’s Pizza, Giordano’s Pizza, Oreo Fluff, Scotcharoos, Apple Pie, Lasagna, Homemade Macaroni and Cheese, and a good Bacon Cheeseburger. I have very particular tastes and there are a lot of foods I do not eat. I do not use condiments and usually won’t put syrup on Pancakes.

I am going to school to become a History Teacher, but my dream job would be making Documentaries. I would love to be a film maker who brings important things to the forefront. Or, I would love to be like Barbara Walters, someone who ask people tough questions, but people still want to talk to me.

Due to my hearing loss I am not a fan of talking on the phone. I would rather text, message, of talk face to face with someone. Also due to my hearing loss I have a hard time controlling the volume of my voice, and I cannot locate were sounds are coming from.

Though I was a very vocal supporter of Barack Obama, I do not consider myself a Democrat. I don’t consider myself a Republican either. I think that the government needs to change depending on the times, and having a one track mind does little to help this. Some other politicians I enjoy are Jim Webb, Chris Dodd, and Chuck Hagel.

I like to plan things out way ahead of time just in case. I already know who my groomsman would be if I were to ever get married. (Ankit, Aaron, Marty, Casey) and I know who I would want my pallbearers would be if something was to ever happen to me. (Chad Jensen, Grant Wells, Rich Matzen, Phil Cunningham, Keith Nylin, and John Knoble)

I have noticed recently that I have been repeating words a lot, and I think I have discovered the origin. This summer at work I would stop in to the lunch ladies and say, “Good morning, good morning.” Because there was two lunch ladies. And from that it has stemmed that I repeat words.

The two things hygiene-wise that I am the most concentrated on are my teeth and my hair. I probably brush my teeth about five times a day, sometimes more, usually every time I leave the building. I use shampoo and conditioner on my hair and both are for brunettes. Dyeing my hair pink senior year was the worst thing for my hair. The bleaching killed its texture and it took a while for it to go back to normal.

I own probley 250+ DVDs. I have most of them in my dorm room. If I get a movie that is part of a series, I need to have the full series. If I get one James Bond movie, I need to have them all. I love TV on DVD almost more then when it is on TV. I sometimes buy DVDs before I have seen the movie, especially if its in the five dollar bin.

I am trying to be more green, though it is not working out the best right now, it is something I hope to get better on. I am not going to be Ed Begley Jr., but I will be better then I am now.

I am also trying to live healthier. I have stopped drinking soda, and I eat little candy and sugar. Another thing I hope to get better on in the near future.

If I could have dinner with five dead people: Groucho Marx, Andy Warhol, Tim Russert, Teddy Roosevelt, Lee Harvey Oswald (I would ask him if he did it and what not.)

I don’t really believe in aliens, but I feel that we need to get attacked by aliens because it would be the only thing that could bring our country together. Watchmen-style.

I hope that when I die, people (presumable a grandchild) continue to bring it to places and around the world. It needs to continue on. And if I ever get cancer or something, it would be cool to turn it into a symbol. Lance Armstrong-style.

I honestly feel that this is the best time in American history to live. I think that we are at the center of American history and America only has about two hundred and fifty to three hundred years. I hope I live until the Tri-centennial in 2076.

I have not eaten at a McDonalds since I saw Super Size Me in 2004. The only exception is when I was in Poland I had a Royal with Cheese just to say I did. The overload of grease to my system made me sick.

My Friend

They say that everyone makes mistakes, but what does that mean? You always hear it, but you never really think that the mistake would be this. I guess you could turn that into “Everybody sins.” And even though you know that everyone sins, it still is a shock when you find out about it.

Jim Young is like a brother to me. I have watched his kids grow up. Every piece of good advice I have ever received has been from him, and he saved me from entering a deep depression. I owe a lot to that man. I owe everything to that man.

I glad I heard about it from Jacie Turner. Jacie has become like an aunt to me, and the news wasn’t as hard coming from her. One of my first reaction was how could he do this when he has friends like me and Casey who look up to him so much, but I cannot believe that I was that selfish. I thought of Trisha, and the boys, and one of my best friends who is in a world of hurt. I couldn’t process the news right away, but when I did I didn’t take it as hard as I thought I would. When I came to terms with the news and wanted to be with him. I wanted to be by his side and tell him that I am not going to judge him, and I will be with his side all the time. Of course I could not be with him, but I sent him a text reading, “I love you like a brother. I am your friend and I will always support you.” I wanted to make sure that he knew he still had my support.

Should you feel mad? Sure. Should you feel confused? Sure. Whatever you feel now is okay, but you need to hold your head high. It is time for all of us to be there for the man who has always been there for us. It is not a time to gossip and spread rumors about a subject that none of us understand. He still has me in his corner and I will never leave. I will always support my friend, my brother. I am always there for Trisha and the boys. Sin can always be forgiven, and every problem has a solution, every illness has a treatment. It is now time for us to control the future. We need to take control of this situation as well as we can. Stopping gossip, stopping rumors, stopping jokes. Whatever needs to be done. I am going to stand up for my friend. I do not agree with what he did, but I will not give up on him. He is still a good man and I will still live by the lessons he taught me. I am standing up for him and am in his corner and I encourage everyone else to do the same. Sin can be forgiven.

Why I Left the Republican Party

I am sitting here the day after Sen. Barack Obama has before President-elect Obama, the first African American President of the United States. I’ve worked very hard to make sure this day would come, but if anyone knew me six years ago, they would not think that I would be celebrating a Democratic victory last night. The Andy Green of six years ago would not believe that the first time he voted for President he would vote for Barack Obama, let alone support him along the entire path. The Andy Green of six years ago would most likely have voted for John McCain. I was a Republican, and pretty hardcore. I really liked Howard Dean, but felt that President Bush needed to be re-elected and would be able to fix whatever problems he had started. Our country did not get better. It did not get better at all, it got worse. As our country changed I changed, I began to realize how bad our country was getting and how President Bush has not helped out anything. I began to realize that the current Republican Party is not what America needs. The current Republican party is not the party of Lincoln, its not the party of Roosevelt, and its making its way to not being the party of Reagan. I have now left the Republican Party and have no plans to return unless major change happens. I don’t consider myself a Democrat, I will be an Independent, but I want to say why I have left the Republican Party and what I feel it can do to heal itself.

I think the Republican Party is a bully. If you don’t support the war, you are un-patriotic. Everyone needs to be gushing red white and blue out of every pour. I feel that everyone should be proud of our country, but I understand if you are not, or have a hard time doing so. I understand if you do not support the war in Iraq, a war we were lied into, a war with no cause. If you do not support the war, it does not make you un-patriotic. It is our right as an American to have our own thoughts, and the Republicans should know that. The Republican party is a bully in its recent campaigning. The Karl Rove-way of politics is to take one of the main things an opponent has and turn it against them. They tried to turn the smart Al Gore into an idiot, the tried to turn the war hero John Kerry into a war criminal; they tried to turn the great American Barack Obama into an un-patriotic, terrorist-supporting socialist with anti-American views. The Republican Party is a bully. If you don’t agree with the Republican Party you are almost looked as less of a person in Republican’s eyes. This really bothers me. There was nothing in Sen. Obama’s plan that says he is a Socialist. But that is grounded into people, and instead of using your plans for the future against your opponent, the Republicans use attacks on character. Attacking everyone’s character. If someone supports abortion, why would you label them as a baby-killer before asking why they support it? If someone is against the war, why would you label them un-patriotic before asking why they are against it? Why is it wrong for someone to have a different point of view then you, and why is it your responsibility to pick at their character? The Republican Party needs to stop the negative attacks and attacks on character. Let’s build up instead of tear down. If the Republican Party wants me back, they will stop these pointless attacks on everyone who does not think like them.

The Republican Party has positioned themselves as the party of God, and if you are not part of the Republican Party you are against God. I had a Republican McCain supporter tell me that I was less of a Christian of supporting Sen. Obama. How dare Republican’s hand me my judgment. If I did not feel what I was doing was right, I would not do it. The person who judged me did not ask me why I was supporting Sen. Obama. I did not get a chance to tell him I was Pro-Life, he judged me right there. When John Mataya and I were canvassing in Minnesota on Groundhog Day, a woman was telling us about how she was a born again Christian and because of that she could not support a Democrat. I am appalled by this. God told us to love your neighbor as you would love yourself. Joan Jett made an interesting point in our conversation. She said that God’s judgment is up to God, and people should not try to do it for him because they are trying to do something that only He can do. Republicans tried to tag Sen. Obama as a Muslim, and then tried to say that he has a radical preacher. So what if someone is a Muslim. I would vote for a Muslim, I would vote for a Jew. Those Religions are based on historical fact. If a candidate belonged to a cult, like Mormonism or Scientology, I would have a lot harder time voting for them, if they got my vote at all, i.e. Mitt Romney. God is the God of everyone, not just Republican’s. He loves us all, and we are not less of a Christian is we support a Democrat, and that is not for you to decide. The Party still needs to love and believe in God, but they cannot have any claim that they are the Party of God, and cannot act as if they are. The party needs to accept the views of everyone. If the Republican Party wants me back they need to learn that, and make it so. I hope this does not sound Anti-God, because it is not that at all.

I have a hard time believing in some of the Republican parties views that seem very narrow minded. The first being gun rights. I believe in the second amendment, but I do not think the second amendment says that we cannot regulate gun ownership and ban the sale of automatic weapons. I believe you should be able to hunt, but you do not hunt deer with an AK-47. There is no need for automatic weapons to be on the market. Why do you need to own one anyway? I do not like that Sen. Obama has been scrutinized for wanting to talk with foreign leaders without pre-conditions. Why is it wrong to try and talk things out? Who are we to tell Castro that we can only talk if he frees all the political prisoners? We need to talk things out and have good foreign policy again. The world looks at America as a warmongering nation and that needs to end.

This is just a couple of the bigger reasons why I have left the party. I do feel that the election of Sen. Obama is a good thing for the Republican’s. The Party should lay low for the next eight years, yes eight years. They need to review and revise their issues. Look over everything and cut out the hate. The Party needs new leadership. Reagan conservatives are on the decline, and it is time for change. Take people like Charlie Crist and Bobby Jindal. Give the younger blood a chance. But the answer is not Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin is the past, and when need to look for the future. The only Republicans that will continue to have my support are Mike Wolf and Chuck Grassley. We as a country need to look toward the future. Someday, I might return to the Republican Party, and I will even support candidates here and there, but I have left the Republican Party of today, and am waiting for the Republican Party of the future.

Why I am Voting for Barack Obama

I feel it is the mission of every Presidential administration to leave the world better then what you found it. The people like and can trust the government, we are not in too much debt, our overall standing in the world is good, and the biggest story on the evening news is not the seventh seal being pulled. But now, after eight years, tax breaks for the wealthy, No Child Left Behind, 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, a war in Afghanistan, a war in Iraq, numerous human rights violations, and the biggest economic crisis since Hoover, America has a horrible standing in the world and had lost the trust of its citizens. I feel it is time for a change, and that is why I am voting for Barack Obama.

Sen. Obama wants to give the middle class a tax break, and reverse the Bush tax cuts. Sen. McCain has been telling people that Sen. Obama will raise everyone’s taxes, but it is not true, only the taxes of roughly the top ten percent. The fact is, the top ten percent, (people like Warren Buffet, Cindy McCain, and the numerous celebrities that have endorsed Sen. Obama), can afford paying more taxes without affecting their state of living. The fact is people like my parents that have two kids in college, are trying to pay off their house, are paying off a couple of cars, and have to work three jobs in order to continue being able to afford things, people like my parents will have a tax break, that will give them a little bit of help paying their bills and buying food. Another thing that will help is Sen. Obama wants to help everyone get through college, so if everyone can do four years of public service, the Government will help make sure you can pay for school. John McCain would like to call paying taxes Socialism, but that is not the case at all. Taxes are a form of “spreading the wealth around,” but that spreading is what pays for roads, police officers, teachers, and fireman. How can you not say that paying taxes is patriotic? We have a ten-TRILLION dollar national debt, and Sen. McCain doesn’t want to tell anyone taxes will be raised, of course taxes will be raised no matter who is the next president. Sen. Obama will even tell us that we have to help out, he can’t do it himself. He is brave enough to tell us the truth. For finances, that is why I am voting for Barack Obama.

The war in Iraq is a disaster. It is the worst act of foreign policy ever. There were no weapons of mass destruction. There is no blueprint for the war. No ending strategy, no definition of success. We invaded a country we had no beef with. There was no connection between Saddam Hussein and 9-11. We were lied to by our administration, and that is a fact. Now our soldiers have died. The same people that label themselves “pro-life” have sent young Americans overseas for death and destruction. Death of Americans, death of Iraqis. Sen. Obama knew the war was a bad idea before we went in and spoke out against it. We need to bring the troops home before more die, and we need to begin to clean our image in the world’s eyes. Barack Obama gave a speech in front of 200,000 Europeans who were waving American flags. Sen. Obama will end torture at Gitmo. Instead of fighting for oil, Sen. Obama will start transitions into environmentally friendly forms of energy, like solar, wind and hydroelectric. We are fighting two wars, have a horrible reputation in the world, and are on the verge of a second cold war. Sen. Obama is not afraid to sit down with world leaders and talk things out. For foreign policy, that is why I am voting for Barack Obama.

The first decision a president had to make is picking a Vice President. Sen. Obama picked Sen. Joe Biden. Joe Biden has been part of the Senate since before John McCain. He has experience in foreign policy. Sen. Biden is still a Washington outsider, continuing to live in Delaware and commuting everyday. Sen. McCain, who is 72, picked Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. Sarah Palin has been Governor less then John McCain has been running for President. She has no foreign policy expierince, does not know what the Bush Doctrine is, and has abused her power as Governor with the Troopergate scandal. Though Joe Biden sometimes puts his foot in his mouth, that is better then Sarah Palin, who never goes away from the same talking points and does not do interviews. If something happens to Sen. Obama we know our country is in good hands with Joe Biden. If something happens to Sen. McCain we don’t know what will happen with this woman. For common sense, I am voting for Barack Obama.