My Ideal Finale Episode of Late Night

This Friday is the finale episode of Late Night with Conan OBrien.

Of course Conan will be taking over as the host of the Tonight Show, but it will not be the same as the current Late Show. I have put together a finale I think will be worthy of Conan’s last fifteen years on Late Night.

It starts out with a play on his first opening scene where he sits on a bench and leans over telling someone that it is his last show and then ends up leading a crowd down the street. The crowd then gets distracted by David Lee Roth.

Conan comes out to do his monologue. He jumps around the stage, purrs like a cat, and does the string dance. He says that it is going to be a good show tonight, that he says that every night, but tonight he is telling the truth. Instead of doing jokes about recent events, he reflects on the last fifteen years. He jokes about how he was not a good host at the beginning. He says something offensive and leads the audience in, “I’ma gonna go to Hell when I die, (clap clap).” He brings out the a parade of the best of the Late Night Characters: Pimpbot 5000, Coked-up Werewolf, Preparation H Raymond, Masturbating Bear, Vomiting Kermit, Jewbacca, Evil Puppy, Peirre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage, the World’s Fastest Baby Jesus, Raccoon with a jetpack, the worlds tallest dachshund, the FedEx Pope, and a final moment with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Then, Frankenstein will waste a minute of our time.

Conan will decide to look into the future and the surprise guest will be Andy Richtor. Andy then stays on to be the first quest. They reminisce about the show and then take the desk for a drive.

The second guest is Al Roker, who makes a comment about how many times he has been on the show. Mr. T also comes out during the interview. Abe Vigoda and James Lipton also make cameo appearances.

The musical guest is Radiohead who plays Creep(the first musical guest)

Conan then thanks the writers and crew as the band, Joel, Andy, and all the characters join him on stage.